Joker “Bear Ribs” ( Cabin in the woods recipe interpretation by Queen Beav)
Ingredients 1-3, not necessary but adds Yellow Stone experience. (Self-explanatory and utilization of imagination. Personal preference.)
Ingredient 4, optional but could be useful.
Ingredient 5 self-explanatory as well. Generous pours do not use ice. Repeat as necessary, especially when skinning and processing the dead bear.
Ingredient 6 DUH
If still sober: release tourist ( optional)
Take Bear ribs, throw in a pot, dump all spices you own on top, add a gallon of tabasco sauce.
Cook the living crap out of them over medium heat for 1 day. Skim nasty grease off the top of the pot occasionally. Dispose in a coffee can and bury.
If still sober, repeat ingredient 5
Wait on the porch of the cabin for someone who likes bear ribs. ( back up option) Force feed the tourist ” bear ribs” if not released.