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Yes, in 40 minutes O & Zee broke Chat GPT.  Seriously.  Our requests could not be processed due to different factors that we list here.  Results are include on this page.

Every YouTube video sings the praise for Chat GPT, an Artificial Intelligence platform that has some impressive performance in certain cases.  But O and Zee have a certain mental condition where we can’t leave stuff alone and we wanted to have a little fun.

In our podcast, with video included, w matched A.I. with our Tourettes’s Super Powers.  Here are the results.

Our favorite RINO Justin Amash Out of Bounds
Ok Let Trick It With a Jerry Naddler Fairy Tale
Complete Fairytale

Write a fairy tale about Jerry Naddy as a super fatty penguin who is affected by climate

Write a fairy tale about Jerry Naddy as a super fatty penguin who is affected by climate change

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a penguin named Jerry Naddy. He was known as the “super fatty penguin” because of his large size, caused by eating too much fish.

Jerry Naddy lived in a small village on the edge of the Antarctic. He loved nothing more than fishing and eating fish. However, as time went by, the weather began to change. The sea ice started to melt and the fish were becoming scarce.

Jerry Naddy soon realized that the changing weather was caused by climate change. He knew that if he didn’t do something about it, his village would suffer. So, he set out on a journey to find a solution.

He traveled far and wide, meeting many different animals along the way. Some were skeptical of his mission, while others were hopeful. Eventually, he met a wise old owl who had a plan to stop the sea ice from melting.

The owl told Jerry Naddy that he must travel to the top of the highest mountain in the land and plant a magical seed. The seed would grow into a tree that would protect the village from the harsh weather.

Jerry Naddy set out on his journey, struggling to climb the steep mountain with his large size. But he was determined to save his village. After many days, he finally reached the summit and planted the seed.

To his surprise, the seed grew into a large tree within minutes. The tree protected the village from the harsh weather and the sea ice began to freeze again. The fish returned, and the village was saved.

Jerry Naddy returned to his village as a hero. He had saved his home and the people he loved. He learned that even though he was a “super fatty penguin,” he could still make a difference. From that day on, he lived a healthier lifestyle and took care of the environment.

The end.

change

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a penguin named Jerry Naddy. He was known as the “super fatty penguin” because of his large size, caused by eating too much fish.

Jerry Naddy lived in a small village on the edge of the Antarctic. He loved nothing more than fishing and eating fish. However, as time went by, the weather began to change. The sea ice started to melt and the fish were becoming scarce.

Jerry Naddy soon realized that the changing weather was caused by climate change. He knew that if he didn’t do something about it, his village would suffer. So, he set out on a journey to find a solution.

He traveled far and wide, meeting many different animals along the way. Some were skeptical of his mission, while others were hopeful. Eventually, he met a wise old owl who had a plan to stop the sea ice from melting.

The owl told Jerry Naddy that he must travel to the top of the highest mountain in the land and plant a magical seed. The seed would grow into a tree that would protect the village from the harsh weather.

Jerry Naddy set out on his journey, struggling to climb the steep mountain with his large size. But he was determined to save his village. After many days, he finally reached the summit and planted the seed.

To his surprise, the seed grew into a large tree within minutes. The tree protected the village from the harsh weather and the sea ice began to freeze again. The fish returned, and the village was saved.

Jerry Naddy returned to his village as a hero. He had saved his home and the people he loved. He learned that even though he was a “super fatty penguin,” he could still make a difference. From that day on, he lived a healthier lifestyle and took care of the environment.

The end.

Then we changed the story to be more realistic

Take note that at the end the A.I. threw in a paragraph that actually scolds our character as a climate denier!

Complete Fatty Penguin Rewrite

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a penguin named Jerry Naddy. He was known as the “super fatty penguin” because of his large size, caused by eating too much fish.

Jerry Naddy lived in a small village on the edge of the Antarctic. He loved nothing more than fishing and eating fish. However, as time went by, the weather began to change. The sea ice started to melt and the fish were becoming scarce. But Jerry Naddy refused to believe that the changing weather was caused by climate change, he thought it was just a natural fluctuation in the weather patterns.

Despite the warnings from the other animals in his village and the visible effects of climate change, Jerry Naddy continued to deny it, convinced that it was not caused by human activities. He thought that taking any actions to mitigate it would hurt the economy.

As the weather continued to worsen, the village began to suffer. The sea ice melted more and more each year, causing the fish to disappear and the villagers to struggle to survive. But Jerry Naddy still refused to believe in climate change and refused to take any action to address it.

Finally, a severe storm hit the village and destroyed many of the homes. Jerry Naddy’s own home was also destroyed, and he was forced to flee with the other villagers. Only then, did he realize the true impact of climate change and the consequences of denying it.

Feeling guilty and ashamed of his past actions, Jerry Naddy decided to make amends and dedicate his life to spreading awareness about climate change and the importance of taking action to mitigate it.

The end.

We gave Jerry A Friend, Alexandra Ocasio Cortez
Complete Jerry and Alexandra Fairytale

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a penguin named Jerry Naddy. He was known as the “super fatty penguin” because of his large size, caused by eating too much fish.

Jerry Naddy lived in a small village on the edge of the Antarctic. He loved nothing more than fishing and eating fish. However, as time went by, the weather began to change. The sea ice started to melt and the fish were becoming scarce. But Jerry Naddy refused to believe that the changing weather was caused by climate change, he thought it was just a natural fluctuation in the weather patterns.

One day, while Jerry Naddy was out fishing, he met a donkey named Alexandra Ocasio Cortez. She was on a mission to raise awareness about the dangers of climate change and the importance of taking action to mitigate it.

At first, Jerry Naddy was skeptical of Alexandra’s message. He thought that the changing weather was just a natural fluctuation and that taking any actions to mitigate it would hurt the economy. But Alexandra was persistent and convinced Jerry Naddy to come and see for himself the effects of climate change on the land and the animals.

Jerry Naddy went with Alexandra on a journey around the village, and he saw the devastating effects of climate change first hand. The melting ice, the disappearance of fish, and the struggling of the animals. He realized that his previous beliefs were wrong, and that the changing weather was indeed caused by human activities.

Feeling guilty and ashamed of his past actions, Jerry Naddy decided to make amends and dedicate his life to spreading awareness about climate change and the importance of taking action to mitigate it. He joined forces with Alexandra and together they educated the other animals in the village about the dangers of climate change and how they can all make a difference.

The end.

But we got suspicious and wondered what happens with AOC. BLOCKED!
Then it stopped us all together
Time For Hunter Biden Talking to Joe about laptop. DENIED!
Ok What are cow farts. It gave us a climate change answer
O Thinks Joe Biden is a banana, so we tried that
Complete Joe Biden As a Banana

Once upon a time, there was a young man named Joe B who had a strange condition – he had turned into a banana. It all started one day when he was out for a walk and came across a mysterious old man who offered him a potion to drink. Without thinking, Joe B chugged it down and immediately felt a strange sensation wash over him. Before he knew it, he was no longer a human, but a banana.

At first, Joe B was in shock and didn’t know what to do. He tried to tell people what had happened to him, but no one believed him. They just laughed and thought he was joking. He tried to go back to the old man who had given him the potion, but he was nowhere to be found. Joe B was all alone in his new banana body.

As time went on, Joe B learned to adapt to his new form. He found that he could still think and feel like a human, but he was limited in what he could do. He couldn’t walk or talk like he used to. But he still had his sense of humor and decided to make the best of his situation.

Despite his condition, Joe B was determined to live a normal life. He went to work every day, and even managed to make friends with some of his coworkers. They would often find him amusing and would sometimes play pranks on him, but Joe B never took offense. He knew they were just trying to have fun.

One day, while Joe B was at work, a customer came in who recognized him from a video that had gone viral on social media. In the video, Joe B was seen dancing and singing as a banana, and it had quickly become an internet sensation. The customer was so impressed that he offered Joe B a job as a viral internet sensation, and Joe B accepted.

From that day on, Joe B traveled the world, performing as a banana and making people laugh. He may have been stuck in the body of a banana, but he was still able to live a fulfilling life and bring joy to others. He may have never wanted to be a banana, but he was grateful for the opportunity to make people happy.

The end.

O had a certain fate in mind for Joe Banana
Joe Banana Gets Eaten

Once upon a time, there was a young man named Joe B who had a strange condition – he had turned into a banana. It all started one day when he was out for a walk and came across a mysterious old man who offered him a potion to drink. Without thinking, Joe B chugged it down and immediately felt a strange sensation wash over him. Before he knew it, he was no longer a human, but a banana.

At first, Joe B was in shock and didn’t know what to do. He tried to tell people what had happened to him, but no one believed him. They just laughed and thought he was joking. He tried to go back to the old man who had given him the potion, but he was nowhere to be found. Joe B was all alone in his new banana form.

As time went on, Joe B learned to adapt to his new form. He found that he could still think and feel like a human, but he was limited in what he could do. He couldn’t walk or talk like he used to. But he still had his sense of humor and decided to make the best of his situation.

Despite his condition, Joe B was determined to live a normal life. He went to work every day, and even managed to make friends with some of his coworkers. They would often find him amusing and would sometimes play pranks on him, but Joe B never took offense. He knew they were just trying to have fun.

One day, while Joe B was at work, a customer came in and picked him up. Joe B tried to protest, but he couldn’t speak or move. The customer took him to the checkout, paid for him and took him home. Joe B was horrified, he knew what was going to happen next.

The customer ate Joe B without a second thought, and he was gone forever. Joe B’s fate was to be eaten by someone, and it was a sad end for him. He may have never wanted to be a banana, but he was grateful for the time he had and the memories he made.

The end.

We Gave Some Regrets
 

Despite his determination to make the best of his situation, Joe B couldn’t shake off the feeling of unhappiness and longing for his human life. He missed the way he used to be able to move and speak freely, and he couldn’t shake the feeling of being trapped in a banana’s body. He longed for the warmth of the sun on his skin and the ability to hug his loved ones again. He missed the simple pleasures of life he took for granted before, like being able to taste and smell different foods. He found himself constantly thinking about what could have been, if he hadn’t taken that potion and how his life would be different. His condition weighed heavily on him, and he couldn’t help but feel a sense of hopelessness and despair.

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