Not only is Aunt Bea skipping ahead of the lines at TSA, he’s been romping at Disney for a few days. All that hard work in DC he needed time to recharge in the Tea Cup rides and swim with the Small World Kids. What an outstanding public servant he is.
Breaking Clays
I will now be referring to gay sex as "Breaking clays in Edgefield County" for the foreseeable future. https://t.co/l667ijTmxo
— Xannon The Buses (@xannon199) March 31, 2026
Bimboifcation?
What is 'Bimbofication?' Cross-dressing fetish goes viral after intimate photos of Kristi Noem's husband Bryon are revealed https://t.co/agD8P00UOa pic.twitter.com/4JHx3MEvna
— New York Post (@nypost) March 31, 2026
President Swallowswell Panicked Pillow Talk
🚨 JUST IN: Rep. Eric Swalwell goes PANIC MODE after he realized Kash Patel is serious about releasing the Fang Fang files — a suspected Chinese SPY who had a relationship with him
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 1, 2026
"It's absurd and the WORST ABUSE!"
What happened to RELEASE THE FILES 🤣pic.twitter.com/EA1l7hBZxZ
Michigan Blue Cross Pays Damages of 12.6 Million Over Religious Exemption Violation
$12.69 MILLION verdict — fired for her faith
— DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@1Nicdar) March 30, 2026
A federal jury in Detroit just awarded $12.69M to Lisa Domski, a longtime IT specialist at Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan, after she was fired for refusing the COVID-19 vaccine on religious grounds.
Domski, a devout Catholic with… pic.twitter.com/lm5TdIXkOH
Bill Gates: India Is Ahead with Digital Public Infrastructure and Registering Farmers
Bill Gates says the merging of biometric digital ID, bank accounts and payment systems is needed to safely monitor people's health records, keeping tabs on farmers, and tackling "climate problems." pic.twitter.com/1JnGPG2MgV
— redpillbot (@redpillb0t) April 1, 2026
How Do You Accidentally Shoot Someone in the Shower?
Ex-Biden staffer said he accidentally shot girlfriend in shower, charged with death https://t.co/DlQNrCbHHs pic.twitter.com/5jWIrMAG7j
— New York Post (@nypost) March 30, 2026
President Don Lemon
Don Lemon talks possibly running for president, claims he'd be 'a lot better than Donald Trump' https://t.co/IsDHw6FjW0 pic.twitter.com/JNfpm12c5x
— New York Post (@nypost) April 1, 2026
Trump EO – Ballot Boxes and Illegals
NOW - Trump signs executive order curbing mail-in ballot fraud, requiring Homeland Security to prepare a list of citizens eligible to vote in each state, require the Postal Service to only send absentee ballots to voters on the list and mandate those ballots have envelopes and… pic.twitter.com/VfEGNdcHbY
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 31, 2026
Send Us Your Voter Rolls
Trump Signs Executive Order To Crack Down On 'Legendary' Cheating With Lists For Mail-In Voting https://t.co/paRNINjWA2
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 1, 2026
California Database Used For Cheating
California Identity Scam: Petition Fraudsters Logging Into Online Database To Supply Real Voter Names For Forged Signatures & Streamline Ballot Petition Payments
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) March 31, 2026
“You’re not gonna use your name… I’m giving you one.”
Residents Are OUTRAGED After Learning Their Identities Were… pic.twitter.com/Jtwfb8g7Hh
Michigan GOP Unaware Convention Infiltrated By Ranked Choice Voting
Rigged choice voting communists snuck into the convention. They changed their name to “instant runoff voting” but it’s still the same scam to supercharge voter fraud. These kommies have endless cash so fight them every chance u get or they will make cheating impossible to detect. pic.twitter.com/iLrXPprV9g
— Matt Maddock (@matthewmaddock) March 31, 2026
Are Cliff Notes Available?
Harvard circa 1700s:
— Daniel Buck, “Youngest Old Man in Ed Reform” (@MrDanielBuck) March 31, 2026
"No student shall be admitted unless they can translate Greek and Latin authors such as Tully, Virgil, The New-Testament, & Xenophon."
Harvard circa 2026:
"We can't assign whole novels anymore." pic.twitter.com/pRFCS3x4ou
Andreeson On Myth of Shedding Tech Jobs Due To AI
🚨 Marc Andreessen Says the AI Layoffs Hype is ‘100% Incorrect’
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) March 31, 2026
“Essentially every large company is overstaffed. We could debate how much but it's at least by 25% … And now they all have the silver bullet excuse — it's AI. I know this for a fact because I talk to them.” pic.twitter.com/b5kcC30kWf
AI Company That Is All About Security Leaked Their Own Code
If you, like me, just woke up, let me catch you up on the Claude Code Leak (I know nothing, all conjecture):
— Alex Volkov (@altryne) March 31, 2026
> Someone inside Anthropic, got switched to Adaptive reasoning mode
> Their Claude Code switched to Sonnet
> Committed the .map file of Claude Code
> Effectively… pic.twitter.com/S41taa2Ijh
OpenAI Screwed Over Micron
Imagine closing your entire consumer memory division because this guy signed a non binding letter that he would buy 40% of the world’s RAM.
— Grummz (@Grummz) March 30, 2026
Only to have him rug pull 3 months later. pic.twitter.com/FdggQR0sx1
Oracle Layoffs 30,000 for 6 Billion In Cashflow
Oracle axes 30K jobs in massive layoff - notifying fired employees with 6 a.m. email https://t.co/jYnYHSThyt pic.twitter.com/KWTmYv6Vzl
— New York Post (@nypost) March 31, 2026
Mercedes Invests 4 Billion in Manufacturing Plant In Tennessee
🚨 BREAKING: In a huge win, Mercedes Benz just announced a $4 BILLION DOLLAR investment into an Alabama manufacturing plant to ease its tariff burden and surge production
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 31, 2026
Once again the "experts" suffer a STUNNING loss and Trump wins 🔥
It turns out that TARIFFS WORK 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/NhNub9sMv3
SCOTUS: Trump Can Deport Tren de Aragua In Accordance to Alien Sedition Act
🚨BOOM 💥 — In a jaw-dropping 5-4 ruling, the U.S Supreme Court has granted President Donald Trump broad wartime authority under the '1798 Alien Enemies Act', empowering him to carry out massive deportations of 'Tren de Aragua gang members' directly to El Salvador’s mega-prison! pic.twitter.com/WoyDeCYPOX
— TRUMP SUPPORTER (@_Postive_Vibes) March 31, 2026
Iran: United Arab Emirates and Mid East Coalition Will Open Hormuz Straits
🚨 BREAKING: The United Arab Emirates is now planning to open the Strait of Hormuz BY FORCE with OTHER allies, after President Trump said "fend for yourselves!" — WSJ
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 1, 2026
GOOD! No free rides.
The whole world should be enforcing this. Trump's plan is going to work! 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/FTR7apTY09
Iran: United Arab Emirates and Mid East Coalition Will Open Hormuz Straits
🚨 BREAKING: The United Arab Emirates is now planning to open the Strait of Hormuz BY FORCE with OTHER allies, after President Trump said "fend for yourselves!" — WSJ
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 1, 2026
GOOD! No free rides.
The whole world should be enforcing this. Trump's plan is going to work! 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/FTR7apTY09
EU Jorgenson: We’re Prepped for Energy Disruption
EU Energy Commissioner Dan Jorgensen has warned European governments that they should prepare for “prolonged disruption” to energy markets due to the US-Israel war on Iran.
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) March 31, 2026
🔴LIVE updates: https://t.co/gwbcDuTZZK pic.twitter.com/9g8DrXnznR
EU Romania: Energy Sector Crisis
BREAKING 🚨 NATO member Romania declares a state of crisis in the fuel sector
— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) April 1, 2026
The Brits: Iran Is Not Our War
🚨 Keir Starmer on Iran: This is not our war. We will not be drawn into the conflict. That is not in our national interest. pic.twitter.com/kuM8OAJTaC
— Raylan Givens (@JewishWarrior13) April 1, 2026
Republic or State of Oligarch Judges
The executive can’t take the most basic and frivolous action without unanimous approval from every judge in the nation
— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) March 31, 2026
This isn’t constitutional government or rule of law
It’s just distributed tyranny https://t.co/CJ2lN1Oxoy
Buh buh buh The Obama Phone Told Me To Leave
🚨 BREAKING: In a psychotic decision, Leftist Judge Allison Burroughs just ruled President Trump must RESTORE 900,000 MIGRANTS' legal status who were told to leave through the CBP Home App
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 1, 2026
This is a traitor to this nation, facilitating invasion. Impeach and APPEAL.
The migrants… pic.twitter.com/HqMymKbz8v