What is Egg-Land?
We all know John has had experience overseas with law enforcement, but what is Egg-Land? It’s the source of the white oval gold that people smuggle into the country. By the thousands. There is a new cartel infiltrating our borders, their headquarters is in the deep jungles of Egg-Land.
It All Started In Mexico
In case you had heard, people were smuggling eggs INTO the US. Yes, Brandon has made things SO bad that we’ve had egg shortages. But have no fear, the federal government will do it’s utmost to stop the flow of eggs across our borders.
The San Diego Field Office has recently noticed an increase in the number of eggs intercepted at our ports of entry. As a reminder, uncooked eggs are prohibited entry from Mexico into the U.S. Failure to declare agriculture items can result in penalties of up to $10,000. pic.twitter.com/ukMUvyKDmL
— Director of Field Operations Sidney Aki (@DFOSanDiegoCA) January 18, 2023
Catch @pvtjokerus on Montana Talks in the morning and maybe he'll speak on the "egg cartel" and the state of smuggling the oval white gold of 2023.
— 🪖Impenitent2A (@Impenitent2A) February 1, 2023
Or maybe not. 🤷🏽♂️#OZBertSpeaks@aaronflint @HZardoz @Orangezipple1 @44MagnumBlue1 https://t.co/vzilFIRsnb pic.twitter.com/1h1fegpI0z