According to Secretary Pete, due to climate change air turbulence is knocking planes out of the sky. Statistics bear out the 4 out of 5 cow farts are deadly.
Trailer Is As Funny as Airplane
Stewardess Pete
We can see that because acknowledging the fluidity of gender roles is line with DEI.
But even with a softball interview on Disgrace the Nation on CBS, Butterfudge flames out.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/mayor-pete-humiliates-himself-cbs-interview-blames-airline-turbulence-climate-change
Today, there’s seven chargers with a total of just 38 parking spots.
And how do you know the problem is bad if you’re a Democrat? First, it was the Washington Post calling out the lunacy. Now, it’s CBS. When pressed for an answer, Mayor Pete tried to deflect the issue, leading to an involuntary laugh by host Brennan.
WATCH: CBS’s Margaret Brennan laughs in Pete Buttigieg’s face when he is unable to explain why only 7 or 8 electric vehicle charging stations have been built despite the Biden admin spending $7.5 BILLION to build chargers. pic.twitter.com/BmFK17Dk5O
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) May 26, 2024
Cow Fart Density Status = HIGH
.@SecretaryPete says an increase in flight turbulence is one of the effects of climate change that "are already upon us in terms of our transportation."
— Face The Nation (@FaceTheNation) May 26, 2024
He says the deadly turbulence on a recent Singapore Airlines flight is "very rare," but "turbulence can happen and sometimes… pic.twitter.com/GIOvMHi7fh
Climate Change Math
Most of the methane released into the atmosphere comes from the oceans.
But here is some basic math to apply to easily so the CO2 theory isn’t even a good one.
Our atmosphere has .04%, not 4%, ,04%. The amount of CO2 that human activity adds to the atmosphere is 3% of the total amount of CO2.
Brandon Update: Jello Pudding Night At the Nursing Home
Biden Pier is Really the Titanic
US vessels used to unload Gaza aid run aground on Ashdod beach | The Times of Israel https://t.co/30gGhhlOxH
— Josh Kraushaar (@JoshKraushaar) May 28, 2024
Biden And Humper Used Sandy Hook Ceremony to Procure CCP Dollars
Wasn’t Alex Jones bankrupted for supposedly profiting from Sandy Hook Tragedy?
Hunter Biden used Joe Biden’s appearance at a Sandy Hook memorial service to arrange a meeting between his dad and his Chinese business partners, new texts reveal.
The messages come from a fresh tranche of documents released by Congress on Wednesday, given to them by IRS agents who investigated the First Son.
On December 12, 2017 Hunter wrote on the Chinese messaging app WeChat to Liu Yadong, a top executive at Chinese oil giant CEFC, to arrange a meeting with his father.
Biden – Don’t shut down Iran , France.
Better know what Dong you’re dealing with
Weeks later, on August 3, 2017, Hunter texted CEFC associate Gongwen ‘Kevin’ Dong that he wanted a ‘[$]10 M per annum budget’ and that ‘the Bidens are the best I know at doing exactly what the [CEFC] Chairman wants from this partnership.’
Brandon: Let The Iranians Develop Their Nukes
Is this because Brandon wants to appease Dearborn Palestinians? And really, what does censuring actually do?
The White House is begging Britain and France not to formally rebuke Iran over the theocracy’s growing nuclear program.
Administration officials have been pressuring the US allies and other European nations to vote against censuring Iran at a meeting of the International Atomic Energy Agency’s (IAEA) board of governors next month, diplomats close to the discussions told the Wall Street Journal.
The US is also preparing to abstain from the IAEA vote, the diplomats added, with some suggesting censure could further destabilize Iran following the death of its president, Ebrahim Raisi, in a May 19 helicopter crash.
Meet Your Liber-scarian Presidential Candidate
LIBERTARIANS: By nominating Chase Oliver the LP just alienated every Silicon Valley libertarian I know. Their presidential nominee supports:
— @amuse (@amuse) May 27, 2024
- Transitioning children
- Mask & Vax mandates
- Men in women’s sports
- Open borders pic.twitter.com/gdds7SGpY3
I Don’t Know Why She Swallowed the Fly, Perhaps I’ll Die … Crying
Reporter Is Down with Klaus Schwab, has lunch while working.
On Boston25, the news anchor demonstrated true journalistic professionalism: she swallowed a fly and continued to broadcast asnothing had happened. pic.twitter.com/v9Chc1R8QI
— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) May 28, 2024
Nigerian Almost Auctions Off Graceland
A self-proclaimed “Nigerian scammer” proudly took credit for the failed attempt to auction off Elvis Presley’s iconic Graceland mansion, which left his granddaughter Riley Keough “traumatized,” according to a report.
The ownership of the sprawling Memphis property was thrust into doubt earlier this month after a mysterious company named Naussany Investments and Private Lending LLC claimed the right to auction off Graceland — voted the most popular museum in America in 2023.
The company then attempted to auction off the home in a foreclosure sale.
When Seconds Count Police Drones Are Only Minutes Away
Talk about Artificially Intelligent.
DENVER (TND) — The Denver Police Department (DPD) will soon use drones as first responders after the city cut millions from the force’s budget to aid migrants.
Denver Mayor Mike Johnston announced in April a plan to cut a combined $45.9 million worth of expenses from city agencies. The police department alone received a cut of $8.4 million, while the fire department’s budget was slashed by $2.5 million.
Trump Trial – Robert De Jeer-o Was Great In Jeer Hunter
“Your movies suck! You’re trash!” Robert De Niro is not having a good one at the Trump trial 😅pic.twitter.com/Atw4Sbhs62
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 28, 2024
Justice Alito Flies A Flag, Socialists Freak Out
It is worth remembering that the media and other Democrats have encouraged protests at the homes of GOP-nominated justices, even after Justice Kavanaugh and his young family were targeted by an attempted assassin at their home. @jodikantor's efforts here are in that context.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) May 29, 2024
In an article published Wednesday, the Times attacked Alito over the “Appeal to Heaven” flag displayed at his home, claiming the flag is a “provocative symbol” because some protesters at the Jan. 6, 2021, riot carried the same flag.
Reporters from the Times traveled to Alito’s New Jersey beach home to view the flag, which they said was not present when they arrived this week. They said the flag was raised in the summer of 2023, citing photos and interviews with neighbors, as well as a Google Street View photo from August 2023. Yet are they only now reporting on the flag’s existence, nearly a year later.
While Some of the Errors That AI Makes Are Funny They Are Dangerous
Google's new AI search results are having quite the week. Here's a thread with some of my favorite answers: pic.twitter.com/JGl0VlP7qj
— Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 (@JeremiahDJohns) May 26, 2024
A Chief Technology Officer can’t explain how AI was trained, with a vapid stare on her face. If you don’t know how they are trained, how can we put faith in them? Looks like the NY Times knew more. Maybe they weren’t on drugs that day.
Ok I have a few funny ones: Daily Beast is recruiting Tater – https://nypost.com/2024/05/28/media/daily-beast-boss-joanna-coles-scrambles-to-recruit-ex-cnn-host-brian-stelter-amid-massive-layoffs/
De Niro – Jeer Hunter
xPete Butterfudge: airplanes, climate change and being laughed at on CBS
xhere is the climate science math lesson
Left Freak out of Alito Flag
xBiden pier is really the Titanic
xhttps://x.com/JoshKraushaar/status/1795287492037382495
xThe bankrupted Alex Jones for the same thing
xhttps://x.com/MailOnline/status/1795072128049348640
xBiden – Don’t shut down Iran , France.
xhttps://nypost.com/2024/05/28/us-news/biden-admin-urges-uk-france-not-to-censure-iran-over-nuke-program/
xLiber-scarian Candidate
xhttps://x.com/amuse/status/1795058384560853501
xDrones Replacing Police officers
Trump – https://www.foxnews.com/video/6353839797112
Google AI would be funny if it didn’t ignore the fact that gas is dangerous
https://t.co/327sVSKy08x