Show Notes:  The Trouble With Aunt Bea

Show Notes: The Trouble With Aunt Bea

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Link Back to Podcast Post Page Perhaps we start a contest for a new disguise for Aunt Bea - Lindsey Graham is going to need our help. [shared_counts] Aunt Bea Is On Putin's Terrorist Listhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/20/lindsey-graham-added-russia-terrorists-extremists-listThe Republican senator Lindsey Graham, a key ally of Donald Trump, has been added to a list of “terrorists and extremists” kept by Russia’s state financial monitoring agency. Matt Rosendalehttps://twitter.com/pvtjokerus/status/1759018632418415061?s=20John Jackson's Full Metal Jacket Solution for Republicans Helter Stelter High - Brian Stelter for School Boardhttps://twitter.com/OneJerseySchorr/status/1760066836702339406?s=20https://www.readington.k12.nj.us/cms/lib/NJ01000244/Centricity/Domain/336/BOE%20Agenda%20February%2020%202024.pdf Austin Police Shortage Not a single officer for section of city.  Austin has been the haven for those fleeing LA and other blue cities.  Have the brought their ideal with them?https://twitter.com/pvtjokerus/status/1760118930616848660?s=20The Fall of Avdiivka, UkraineRussia is now advancing on Ukraine having Ukrainian troops flee city of Adviikva.https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-says-russia-will-push-further-into-ukraine-after-chaotic-fall-avdiivka-2024-02-20/Putin said on Tuesday the…
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Show Notes:  Patterns of Force

Show Notes: Patterns of Force

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Link Back to LIVE Stream While we're blabbing about Grandpa Pudding Pants being the literal embodiment of a Star Trek episode, you can come with a caption for what Blue "Bones" is telling us on the Bridge. [shared_counts]He's Rosen-penis, Jim What The Hell is Patterns of ForcePatterns of Force is when Kirk and Spock beam down to planet to apprehend of professor who has become a dictator and turned the society into Nazis.  The ultimate surprise is that the leader is really drugged out of his mind, and looks just like Brandon.https://youtu.be/EvusFZh3ubw?si=hVckdp1sS9NaD9bj Special Counsel Report by Hurr - Biden Can't Recall Dates, Factshttps://twitter.com/_BradleyStein_/status/1755754820353290650?s=20https://twitter.com/JohnBasham/status/1755802867087081954?s=20https://twitter.com/MHowellTweets/status/1755781668839817318?s=20Brandon's Brain - Doctor Recommends Biden Take Cognition Testhttps://www.zerohedge.com/political/inventor-gold-standard-cognitive-test-suggests-biden-should-take-oneSpecial counsel Robert Hur concluded in his report that Biden did not remember when he was vice-president or within “several…
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Show Notes:  Ginger McDouche and the Queens of Congress

Show Notes: Ginger McDouche and the Queens of Congress

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Link Back to LIVE Stream Lankford, looking like a deer in the headlights, marched to McConnell's orders and delivered a disaster. [shared_counts] Ginger McDouche and the Queens of Congress 118 Billion Dollars To Ignore Existing Law60 Billion for Ukraine, that is the same as the budget for the US Marines. https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1754915817953591718?s=20What's In The Bill?https://thefederalist.com/2024/02/06/senate-border-bill-is-nothing-but-a-democrat-propaganda-op/The Republican-majority House predictably isn’t going for the bill. Why would they? It would allow nearly 2 million illegal aliens into the country in one year — as long as the numbers stay below 5,000 entries per day for seven consecutive days, or below 8,500 border encounters in a single day — before triggering “emergency authority” for the Department of Homeland Security and closing the border. Even then there are exceptions.Worse, if Biden decides it’s in the “national…
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Show Notes:  I Guess I’m Going To Yemen

Show Notes: I Guess I’m Going To Yemen

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Link Back to LIVE Stream How many international conflicts are we embroiled in, Chanadler Bong needs to get his ticket. [shared_counts] Language Lesson:  Il mio pannolino si vede?This diaper change is brought to by Rosetta Stone - learn any language before you visit the Pope.  And also brought to you by Dependz.  When you need reliability in your turd retention.https://twitter.com/JamesMc19809599/status/1752479838345060370Two In The Bushhttps://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1752375490482942351?s=20NPR To The Rescue Or To The Funeral?https://www.npr.org/2024/01/30/1227955574/cori-bush-investigation-securityRep. Cori Bush, D-Mo., confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Justice is investigating her campaign's spending on security services."Since before I was sworn into office, I have endured relentless threats to my physical safety and life," Bush said in remarks on the steps of the U.S. Capitol. "As a rank-and-file member of Congress, I am not entitled to personal protection by…
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Show Notes:  Veep

Show Notes: Veep

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By You Know Who Link back To LIVE Stream Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.  No she's not the VP I mean. [shared_counts] OZBert 2024 Calendar You can order yours at our StudioZee Store. Proceeds go to K9 For Warriors.  On sale until Jan 30. No More WEF-fin' CoffeeWorld Economic Forum declares we need to stop drinking coffee.  In fact, it's a War On Coffee.https://twitter.com/GlobalDiss/status/1749825095726514298?s=20Mega-Cardilos:  Mr Meat-Sweats Has Hot FeetTrump wins New Hampshire.  One question though, how is it possible the Nikki, the Unlikable High School Guidance Counselor received 44% of the vote?https://nypost.com/2024/01/23/news/trump-wins-new-hampshire-primary/Many of the voters were NOT Republicans.https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/01/23/nikki-haley-n2634086As the New Hampshire primary election occurred today, an exit poll showed that the majority of voters who cast their vote supporting former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley were not registered Republican.According to the CNN…
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Show Notes:  Davos and WEF Don’t Have Enough Hookers

Show Notes: Davos and WEF Don’t Have Enough Hookers

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By John, Blue and Zee Link Back to LIVE Stream You know there is trouble brewing when the World Economic Forum and the elite cannot get enough adult entertainment.  These people are planning your future. [shared_counts] Special Report:  Davos Switzerland Cannot Find Enough Prostitutes for WEF Forumhttps://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/dark-davos-escort-services-completely-booked-wef-begins2800 delegates, only 2500 prostitutes."All local service providers are completely booked during the WEF week," confirms owner B. Konrad. The explanation: People kept to themselves in Davos, their partners mostly stayed at home. In addition, alcohol and parties contribute to the high demand for his service, according to the co-founder."Apart from that, there are many customers in Davos who are not price-sensitive and who value the privacy of our app all the more," explains Konrad. In general, it's less about sex and more about the so-called…
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Show Notes:  2024, The Year of The Man-Bear-Pig?

Show Notes: 2024, The Year of The Man-Bear-Pig?

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The Mighty Humanzee Link Back to Podcast Post Page We see an awful lot of Al Gore lately.  Are they going to pull a man-bear-pig out of a magicians hat in the Blue states? [shared_counts] LA Comes Clean About Being a Shit Hole, Helps The Environmenthttps://twitter.com/SoledadUrsua/status/1740579844747071715?s=20Will More Polar Bears Drown, Or Will The Man-Bear-Pig Finally Be Added To The Endangered Species List?The crypto fascist Climate Change Cult is not giving up, get ready for Blue states to lead the way.https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ominous-rumblings-climate-change-cultHere are several recent examples of scientific dissent from the alarmist projections of the climate change cult:In Hydrological Sciences Journal, Demetris Koutsoyiannis and Christos Vournas found that the post-1900 increase in the CO2 concentration (from 300 parts per million to 420 parts per million) “has not altered, in a discernible manner,…
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Show Notes:  The Hold Your Breath To Save The Planet Christmas Special

Show Notes: The Hold Your Breath To Save The Planet Christmas Special

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By John Jackson And The Mighty Humanzee Link Back to LIVE Stream Remember COVID and the fear that very breath would kill grandma?  Well now it will kill the planet.  Give the gift of holding your breath to Greta today! [shared_counts] OZBert 2024 Calendar, On Sale Until Jan 30thImpenitent2A's brilliant memes year round.  We will donate a portion of proceeds to K9 For Warriors. BEL Exclusive:  How To Get Your Wife To Wrap Her Own Xmas Gift, And Is It Wrong? Aunt Bea is soft on impeachment because it's too hard to prove it. https://www.zerohedge.com/political/graham-says-biden-knew-nothing-about-his-sons-activities-narrative-falling-apartHowever, Sen. Graham also conceded the impeachment inquiry has a tall order ahead of it in actually proving the accusations against the president. He believes if there was any evidence showing the president had committed the…
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Show Note:  Yoo’s On First?  No, Pilates

Show Note: Yoo’s On First? No, Pilates

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By The Mighty Humanzee Link Back to Podcast Post Page Yoo is not a typo.  We'll tell you why. [shared_counts] Tighten Up - Our Health PSAhttps://twitter.com/HZardoz/status/1731081183444816239?s=20 Drain The Charge Card For the Charging Stationhttps://www.politico.com/news/2023/12/05/congress-ev-chargers-billions-00129996Congress at the urging of the Biden administration agreed in 2021 to spend $7.5 billion to build tens of thousands of electric vehicle chargers across the country, aiming to appease anxious drivers while tackling climate change.Two years later, the program has yet to install a single charger.In Michigan the cost per CHARGER is $866K.  Zee reported on that in Parking Tickets Are Expensive in Emerald City.How many chargers per station, and how apart will these stations be?  Great Lakes Gretch Says They are ZEVs NowThey're not Electric Vehicles, they are Zero Emission Vehicles.  Remember that smell of…
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Show Notes:  Darth Diversity

Show Notes: Darth Diversity

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By The Mighty Humanzee Link Back to LIVE Stream Diverthity is our strength.  Thuth speaketh Thparicuth! [shared_counts]Proud AffiliatesUse Coupon Code OZBEL2024 From Our Liberty Library Our PSA For Healthhttps://twitter.com/pvtjokerus/status/1729505630522650831?s=20https://youtu.be/XEr5Wh4NsZ4?si=c4QHVdc5oIU-zQvM Trump Must Submit Tweetshttps://twitter.com/pvtjokerus/status/1729870058263126390?s=20Deutsche Bank Confirms There is No Fraud Casehttps://www.zerohedge.com/political/did-deutsche-bank-just-destroy-new-york-ags-case-against-trumpA Deutsche Bank executive may have just tanked New York Attorney General Letitia James' lawsuit against former President Donal Drump - which revolved around portraying the German lender as Trump's biggest victim in an alleged scheme to inflate his assets in order to obtain favorable terms from banks and insurers.David Williams, who directly worked on at least one of several loans obtained by Trump over several decades, testified on Tuesday in Manhattan that it's "atypical, but not entirely unusual" for a bank to internally slash a client's stated asset values by…
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