Show Notes:  I Gotta Take A Schiff

Show Notes: I Gotta Take A Schiff

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Link Back to LIVE Stream There's a crisis in Yellowstone and the Grand Tetons that only the finely honed journalist skill can solve. [shared_counts] MTG Regrets Getting A Neck Tattoo Jessi Lawless looks remarkably like MTG. The Mystery Of the Portajohn Footprintshttps://dailycaller.com/2024/04/15/cowboy-state-daily-dallin-cooper-interview-chinese-tourists-break-toilets-yellowstone-grand-teton-weird/Back in 2015, at least 12 or so of the 42 vault toilet seats in Grand Teton National Park were broken while used toilet paper was often strewn across restroom floors instead of being properly disposed of, the outlet explained. All of these issues reportedly started happening shortly after U.S. tour buses started piling mostly Chinese tourists into America’s parks.Apparently they do their business squatting — something I haven’t experienced in my travels to China and Hong Kong but okay. So when tourists would stand on the toilet seats…
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Show Notes:  Total Eclipse of the Heart

Show Notes: Total Eclipse of the Heart

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Link Back to LIVE Stream Don't cross the streams.  Not even to get rid of the Stay Pufft monster. [shared_counts] Sciencehttps://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1777824343738679677https://twitter.com/TonyMguru/status/1777743691106402721  FISA RenewalThis is such a great upgrade to FISA and warrant-less surveillance Congress is opting itself out.https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1777846102928052228Freakin' Ball-busting Idiots Get Special Training From SPLCSPLC provides insight into why Christian nationalists are deadlier than Muslim terrorists.https://thefederalist.com/2024/04/05/former-agent-fbi-taught-agents-pro-lifers-are-more-dangerous-than-islamic-terrorists/The FBI trained personnel on countering extremism with material from the far-left Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), according to former special agent turned whistleblower Steve Friend.In an interview with the Tennessee Informer last month, Friend recalled his experience at the FBI Academy in 2014: “We were shown a video that was produced by the Southern Poverty Law Center.” The film, Friend said, “ranked people who oppose abortion, pro-life activists, as a greater threat than Islamists.”Falling In…
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Show Notes:  Joe Dirt

Show Notes: Joe Dirt

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Link Back to Podcast Post Page Joe Dirt, because rabbit droppings look like tasty tranny Easter egg treats. [shared_counts] Do These Look Queer?  https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1775528457067225386?s=20Taiwan Earthquake Will Impact US TechnologyTaiwan's biggest earthquake in at least 25 years killed seven people on Wednesday, injuring more than 700, with 77 trapped in tunnels and collapsed buildings, authorities said, as rescuers used ladders to help some people descend to safety.https://twitter.com/leslibless/status/1775327949534683404?s=20https://twitter.com/Shr_9998/status/1775340120792498237?s=20  CHIPS Act May Promise Money But Only 4 Out of 600 Applicants Awardedhttps://www.semiconductors.org/chips-incentives-awards/The CHIPS Act’s manufacturing incentives have sparked substantial investments in the U.S. In fact, companies in the semiconductor ecosystem have announced dozens of new projects across America—totaling more than $200 billion in private investments—since the CHIPS Act was introduced. These announced projects will create more than 40,000 jobs in the semiconductor ecosystem and support hundreds of thousands…
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Show Notes:  Escape From Baltimore

Show Notes: Escape From Baltimore

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Link Back to Podcast Post Page John Carpenter thought New York would be walled up and the first open air prison city.  Maybe Baltimore is the first. [shared_counts] Ninth Busiest Port in US Closed By Bridge Collapsehttps://nypost.com/2024/03/26/us-news/why-baltimore-key-bridge-crumbled-so-spectacularly-after-it-was-hit-by-cargo-ship/According to Breitbart News, there were reportedly serious problems with the MV Dali prior to the crash. Its power went out a few minutes beforehand.“Now the BBC notes ‘an unclassified memo’ from the U.S. Cybersecurity & Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) states it has confirmed the ship ‘lost propulsion’ before hitting the bridge,” the report stated.Per a video clip from WRAL, it appears the ship’s lights went off and on before it rammed into a section of the bridge:https://www.breitbart.com/local/2024/03/26/video-teams-searching-people-who-fell-river-baltimore-bridge-collapse/https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1772519426186711165?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1772519426186711165%7Ctwgr%5Eeab1754203ffd96db207c111ba5fda3653dbdc3c%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.breitbart.com%2Flocal%2F2024%2F03%2F26%2Fvideo-teams-searching-people-who-fell-river-baltimore-bridge-collapse%2FHuge Economic Impacthttps://www.breitbart.com/economy/2024/03/26/bretibart-business-digest-the-economic-consequences-of-the-baltimore-catastrophe/It was the first in terms of the volume of automobiles and light trucks (including…
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Show Notes:  Weekend At Bernies

Show Notes: Weekend At Bernies

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Link Back to LIVE Stream Propping up, quite literally, the leader of the free world. [shared_counts] Skechers Or Just Sketchie https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13101417/joe-biden-sneakers-shoes-hoka-sketchers.htmlPresident Joe Biden was spotted wearing a very sturdy pair of sneakers Monday as his aides are taking every precaution to keep the president from falling down on camera again.That Bill Of Rights Is Just Getting In The Wayhttps://twitter.com/BrendanMcInnis/status/1769809539711287655?s=20Jackson displays  thorough lack of understanding regarding federal government ability to outsources anti-constitutional activities.  It's illegal, period.https://thefederalist.com/2024/03/20/justice-jacksons-comment-about-free-speech-hamstringing-the-government-wasnt-her-worst/“So can you help me? Because I’m really — I’m really worried about that because you’ve got the First Amendment operating in an environment of threatening circumstances from the government’s perspective,” Justice Jackson said to Louisiana Solicitor General Benjamin Aguiñaga. Why couldn’t the government communicate with social media companies then? Jackson queried.Peter Navarro Must Serve Prison Time…
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Show Notes:  Haitian Days

Show Notes: Haitian Days

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Link Back to LIVE Stream Replay They don't come from the land of the ice and snow and BBQ isn't a menu item, he's something from the Walking Dead.  Where the Clinton Foundation reigns you don't get Happy Days and Fonzi [shared_counts] Is Channeling Idi Amin or The Duke https://nypost.com/2024/03/10/world-news/haitis-barbecue-gang-leader-behind-revolt-to-oust-prime-minister/The gang leader’s influence in the capital is so large that many view him as the man who will take the reins as Henry’s administration struggles to maintain order.“Unfortunately, Barbecue is now the most powerful man in Haiti,” Judes Jonathas, an independent consultant based in Port-au-Prince, told the Guardian.https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1767621663162585093?s=20https://twitter.com/pvtjokerus/status/1767682428842467361?s=20 So when Hillary asks you to pass the Gates at the next Clinton Foundation Clinic, run!https://youtu.be/_E31HluCz6E?si=ZcLe8JGTsgJKNGR-Outsource Your Thinking And Planes Fall Out Of The Skyhttps://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1767603221663482250?s=20https://nypost.com/2024/03/13/us-news/united-airlines-reports-fifth-incident-in-over-a-week-as-us-bound-flight-returns-to-australia/Monday’s incident is the latest in a string of…
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Show Notes:  What’s Happening

Show Notes: What’s Happening

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Link Back to LIVE Stream Yes, Super Tuesday was a sweep, but more importantly, Blue's 1970s Trivia Superpower delivers on What's Happening and the Brady Bunch. [shared_counts] Blue's SuperpowerAt the end of the last show, Blue amazed us with this fact:  The Doobie Brothers made an appearance on What's Happening!And indeed they did, twice!https://youtu.be/qyhUHsnv6pI?feature=sharedBut I Ain't Got No Money, And I Ain't In A Hurray At AllCan we have an Ol' Black Water budget instead of being so deep in debt that our great grand kids are paying off Ukraine and the US Fed debt?Blue's Cornerhttps://twitter.com/44MagnumBlue1/status/1765198902800642359?s=20Toria Steps Downhttps://twitter.com/HZardoz/status/1765140793470177294?s=20Brady TriviaFrom Niz:  What football player told Peter it was ok to sing in the glee club?From Zee:  Did Greg move upstairs to the attic before the Hawaii episode?From Zee:  Who took the…
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Show Notes:  In Search Of The Naked Gun

Show Notes: In Search Of The Naked Gun

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Link Back to LIVE Stream We have mysteries that only Leslie Nielsen and Leonard Nimoy can solve.  [shared_counts] Our Top Scientists Can't Figure This Outhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-02-26/covid-made-heart-disease-deadlier-puzzling-scientistsMortality data of the past four years show a wave of deadly cardiovascular and metabolic illness.The entire scamdemic narrative has crumbled.  Even Dr Phil has turned on his masters.https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1762521324717559857?s=20What Can You Do To Further Push Back?  Join Dr Bowden and get your state reps to pull the mRNA.https://twitter.com/MdBreathe/status/1762819722330927449?s=20 New York Allows Illegals to Become Civil Servantshttps://twitter.com/ImMeme0/status/1762853110148399496?s=20 In Search of A Reason To RunMaybe the big donors will just drain their pocketbooks funding Nikki.https://twitter.com/ooh_mow/status/1762828087719510038?s=20Jihad Rashida Took a Large Shiite on Biden in DearbornBiden, despite "discovering " votes late at night, lost Dearborn MI by 50%.  Dearborn is the home to Rashida Tlaib. Dual Chairs of Michigan GOP Headed To…
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Show Notes:  The Trouble With Aunt Bea

Show Notes: The Trouble With Aunt Bea

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Link Back to Podcast Post Page Perhaps we start a contest for a new disguise for Aunt Bea - Lindsey Graham is going to need our help. [shared_counts] Aunt Bea Is On Putin's Terrorist Listhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/20/lindsey-graham-added-russia-terrorists-extremists-listThe Republican senator Lindsey Graham, a key ally of Donald Trump, has been added to a list of “terrorists and extremists” kept by Russia’s state financial monitoring agency. Matt Rosendalehttps://twitter.com/pvtjokerus/status/1759018632418415061?s=20John Jackson's Full Metal Jacket Solution for Republicans Helter Stelter High - Brian Stelter for School Boardhttps://twitter.com/OneJerseySchorr/status/1760066836702339406?s=20https://www.readington.k12.nj.us/cms/lib/NJ01000244/Centricity/Domain/336/BOE%20Agenda%20February%2020%202024.pdf Austin Police Shortage Not a single officer for section of city.  Austin has been the haven for those fleeing LA and other blue cities.  Have the brought their ideal with them?https://twitter.com/pvtjokerus/status/1760118930616848660?s=20The Fall of Avdiivka, UkraineRussia is now advancing on Ukraine having Ukrainian troops flee city of Adviikva.https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-says-russia-will-push-further-into-ukraine-after-chaotic-fall-avdiivka-2024-02-20/Putin said on Tuesday the…
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Show Notes:  Patterns of Force

Show Notes: Patterns of Force

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Link Back to LIVE Stream While we're blabbing about Grandpa Pudding Pants being the literal embodiment of a Star Trek episode, you can come with a caption for what Blue "Bones" is telling us on the Bridge. [shared_counts]He's Rosen-penis, Jim What The Hell is Patterns of ForcePatterns of Force is when Kirk and Spock beam down to planet to apprehend of professor who has become a dictator and turned the society into Nazis.  The ultimate surprise is that the leader is really drugged out of his mind, and looks just like Brandon.https://youtu.be/EvusFZh3ubw?si=hVckdp1sS9NaD9bj Special Counsel Report by Hurr - Biden Can't Recall Dates, Factshttps://twitter.com/_BradleyStein_/status/1755754820353290650?s=20https://twitter.com/JohnBasham/status/1755802867087081954?s=20https://twitter.com/MHowellTweets/status/1755781668839817318?s=20Brandon's Brain - Doctor Recommends Biden Take Cognition Testhttps://www.zerohedge.com/political/inventor-gold-standard-cognitive-test-suggests-biden-should-take-oneSpecial counsel Robert Hur concluded in his report that Biden did not remember when he was vice-president or within “several…
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