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17Mar 2023 by The Mighty Admin No Comments

Zed’s Dead

The Dead Internet Theory Lives The Dead Internet Theory has been debunked by the Mainstream, then “rebunked” by Elon buying Twitter. It’s time to consider who your online friends were.. By The Mighty Humanzee [shared_counts] “Zed’s dead, baby”, quipped Elon as Fabienne encircled his waist with her arms. “Zed’s dead”. Kicking the clutch, Musk launched the chopper forward and roared off into the sunset, his work done for the denizens of Twitter. Zed is dead, and so is the Internet. The Dead Internet is a theory that much of commerce and conversation is fueled by bots, AI programs run en masse to generate volumes of clicks and responses. When Elon Musk took over Twitter he announced that the number of bots attached to the platform had inappropriately bolstered accounts’…

16Mar 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Politically Corrupt

Articles, By Orange

From Culture to Climate- How Language was weaponized to police you - BY Orange [shared_counts] For years we have heard the cries from the Left to the Right about Political Correctness and what that means...But what does it mean when you shuffle Wack job reports with Larger Wack job reporters into the Media? The Back story: "Since the late 1980s, the term has been used to describe a preference for inclusive language and avoidance of language or behavior that can be seen as excluding, marginalizing, or insulting to groups of people disadvantaged or discriminated against, particularly groups defined by ethnicity, sex, gender, or sexual orientation. In public discourse and the media."The phrase: politically correct first appeared in the 1930s, when it was used to describe dogmatic adherence to ideology in authoritarian regimes,…

09Mar 2023 by Orange Zipple 2 Comments

TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE

Articles, Behind Enemy Lines, Joker Says

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....the following may have happened Or maybe not... By John Jackson [shared_counts] A beautiful sunny day in the Department of Nariño, Colombia. A normal day would show the area covered to 500 ft with 50-mile cloud banks. These banks move like roving sharks, instantly devouring entire regions. If you happen to be conducting an operation at the time, this shark leaves you stranded in FARC country with no rescue and no air cover. We move thru the blue skies in 4 Huey and 2 Blackhawk helicopters. These helicopters carry a Colombian National Police Force (JUNGLAS) as well as me, S/A BB, and Ret. Special Forces Colonel HH. Our force amounts to around 40 men, which in this area of Colombia is only good…

09Mar 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Nessel is Determined to Make Red Flags Work

Articles, By Orange

Local Media in Michigan has determined that Red Flag Laws do not work regardless of pushed Data.. Yet that doesn't stop the Attorney General in the State of Michigan who is trying to make heads turn with her latest drum roll.. BY Orange [shared_counts] The latest argument led by AG Nessel is that recently a man named Jack Carpenter from Tipton Michigan made direct threats over a social media. Jack had tweeted on Feb. 17 that he was “heading back to Michigan now threatening to carry out the punishment of death to anyone that is Jewish in the Michigan govt if they don’t leave, or confess,” according to the FBI’s affidavit. Wait--who? Oh, the FBI again? The article continues to articulate how Carpenter has been charged with transmitting an interstate threat,…

08Mar 2023 by The Mighty Admin No Comments

Parking Tickets Are Expensive in Emerald City

Articles, The Mighty Humanzee Speaks

We’re Building The Emerald City, Dorothy All of this technology that the New Green Steal is bringing will always protect your rights. Right? By The Mighty Humanzee [shared_counts] I got a parking ticket in the Emerald City at Christmas. The Emerald City, that’s what I call the Utopian ideal that my town aspires to. Remember the shining Emerald City where all was new and your every wish was granted? If you were lucky your wishes were granted and you can transform into anything you desired. Michigan is the land of Oz and we are building the Great Emerald City at a furious pace. Has to be new, we can’t repurpose anything. Why? I dunno, something about Sustainablity requiring brand new infrastructure. And land, we’ll need lots more land. Those…

01Mar 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Nessel loves defeat….

By Orange, Michigan, O Yuck Up, OZ Fest

April of 2019- “I respect the Governor’s effort to find a swift and straightforward resolution to this issue, but if unsuccessful I will use every resource available to our office to shut down Line 5 to protect our Great Lakes.” BY Orange [shared_counts] Good Ol'Natty Nessel, haven't you missed her? She is again back in court and this time trying to once again wash out Line 5 with her Environmental Hat on. It's a no brainer that she'd be back like the last two or maybe it was three times she's been in court to pursue an actual valid argument against the Enbridge Giant of Candain oil. I mean- it's one thing to say you're a hater on oil companies when it comes to protecting the Environment- it's definitely something else…

27Feb 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Michigan Farms being Hijacked.

Articles, By Orange, OZ Fest

A large chip manufacturing plant would change Eagle Township and "this is not what we want for our grandkids to live with 10 years from now." By Orange [shared_counts] People like Cori Feldpausch, who is demanding answers from her township board meeting on March 2nd want answers to insisted Questions they've asked when the people of the Township learned that plans are in the making of a 1400-acre site. Eagle Township residents are already aware that operations are in the works for developers to hatch a plan to the currently zoned farm. Meanwhile -the commission has remained quiet allowing the community to make or create their own assumptions for this site while they question what in the hell is actually going on. The property itself is one of three parcels up…

27Feb 2023 by The Mighty Admin No Comments

FOIA For Thee, Not For Me

Articles, Michigan, The Mighty Humanzee Speaks

Michigan Governors Not Subject To FOIA Law In light of revelations that AZ Gov. Katie Hobbs in implicated in money laundering, shouldn’t Michigan voters want their governor to be transparent? A little FBI court case and shady public private partnerships are a good reason why. By The Mighty Humanzee [shared_counts] Do you remember the good old days of Sarbanes Oxley, when the government asserted itself and CEOs were running scared that they’d end in jail over a series of frivolous audits? Yeah, I do. Those days were great. The federal government was going to prevent corporate crime by ensuring all matters related to financials for publicly traded companies were TRANSPARENT. It was great.If you don’t detect my sarcasm, let me share some of my history with you. I worked…

24Feb 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About: Bears

Articles, Behind Enemy Lines, Joker Says

Any movie you've ever seen that takes place in the woods will sooner or later have a bear in it. This bear is almost always a bloodthirsty predator looking to dine on human flesh. None of that is true. But bears do occasionally attack, and even more rarely, eat people. The following is the best way to improve your chances of this NOT happening to you. By John Jackson [shared_counts] First, we have two types of bears in the lower 48 states, the black and the grizzly. Black bears are widely distributed over many states, but grizz are confined to probably 3 western states, Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho. For most people, your issue is the black bear. Blackies are normally shy and very tolerant of humans, which is why they…

21Feb 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Education Versus Indoctrination

Articles, By Orange

“To educate a person in the mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society.” ― Theodore Roosevelt By Orange.[Update name and poto] [shared_counts] We've heard this quote plenty of times and today - in 2023 it seems far more meaningful to many across the US than maybe ever before. But is it true? Education has always been a prevalent talking point when it comes to Political discourse. In fact, one of the most heavily debated topics since the beginning of this Nation itself. Founders felt that Education unlocked a perception beyond the common man and depending on your curiosity of knowledge- many went on to become some of the most notable thinkers and doers in a Nation that was morphing itself into a success since its beginning. Time…