After Tampon Tim cheered about the Trump death rumors (a girl can dream), he then turned his keen intellect on gun control, saying we needed to adopt the Australian model. Because we all respected what happened in Australia during Covid.
When Does Tampon Tim Come Out With the 8647 T-Shirt?
This is Tim Walz hoping to hear news about Trump's death.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) September 2, 2025
Tell me again how we're supposed to coexist with these people.
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Movin On Up
🚨 BREAKING: FHFA Director Bill Pulte has just released footage of someone PERSONALLY going to Dem Fed Governor Lisa Cook's house where she claims is her "PRIMARY RESIDENCE..."
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 2, 2025
...but they found her RENTERS in the house!
"I was wondering, do you rent?"
TENANT: "You'll have to… pic.twitter.com/bu1rMEABrV
Dean Wormer Strongly Recommends Her
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: I obtained Lisa Cook’s 85-page Tenure Packet via FOIA. Download link below.
— Chris Brunet (@chrisbrunet) September 1, 2025
It’s heavily redacted, but here are the big takeaways:
1) Michigan State’s econ dept likely voted against tenure — but were overruled by the Dean. This means she was not even good enough… pic.twitter.com/m9vlRSvLIY
Nadler Makes a Huge Impression
Jerry Nadler is retiring.
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) September 2, 2025
I will miss not seeing him at press conferences pic.twitter.com/dsf8TDAhRP
If You’ll Be My Beard, I’ll Be Your Ken Doll … Down There.
Cory Booker is engaged!
— John LeFevre (@JohnLeFevre) September 2, 2025
It's so sad that in 2025, a gay man still has to play pretend, and desecrate the holiest of bonds, just so he can capture 2% of the vote in his failed, narcissistic 2028 Democrat Presidential primary attempt. pic.twitter.com/WJNjmUzVl9
Pissed At David Lo Pan
🚨 BREAKING: An ICE COLD message from President Trump to Chinese President Xi Jinping while he’s at a major celebration
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 3, 2025
“Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un, as you conspire against The United States of America.”
I VOTED for that kind of diplomacy.… pic.twitter.com/5BCE1wuDQn
Trolling the Libs on Linked In
🔥 BREAKING: The White House on LinkedIn has changed their profile picture to Donald Trump, so even the people who worked for BIDEN from 2021-2025 have Trump's face on their profile. Liberals HATE IT. 🤣
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 2, 2025
"If you worked for the White House in the past, and it's on your profile,… pic.twitter.com/HdG85jWq88
Seriously, I’m Really Not Dead
Bruh pic.twitter.com/EydNPKGWqY
— Brittany Rae (@legitbrittFLA) September 3, 2025
Sweet Home Rocket City
🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump announces he is moving the US Space Command HQ from Colorado to ALABAMA
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 2, 2025
More than 30,000 JOBS will now be created in Huntsville, Alabama, which will now be known as "ROCKET CITY," Trump says
BILLIONS of dollars of investments will… pic.twitter.com/S5vYgAklUc
NIH Directory Backs Trump’s Demand For Vax Transparency
🚨 BREAKING: NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya is demanding full answers from the Pharma companies on Operation Warp Speed and the COVID-19 vaccines.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 3, 2025
"I think it's really healthy to have transparency about what the drug companies that were involved in Operation Warp Speed know. It's… pic.twitter.com/5O1FSpO6L8
Crown Royal Moves to US?
WOW! After Canada's GDP CONTRACTED after going to economic war with the US, Crown Royal closed an Ontario plant to MOVE to the United States - and Ontario Premier Doug Ford lashed out by pouring out a bottle of their whisky on camera.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 2, 2025
That'll show them.pic.twitter.com/VlqMsLzdAB
National Housing Emergency in the Fall?
https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/bessent-we-may-declare-national-housing-emergency-fall
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told the Washington Examiner on Labor Day that the Trump administration may declare a national housing emergency in the coming months to address the affordability crisis. Bessent’s comments come just ahead of an expected interest-rate cut cycle, underscoring the administration’s urgent effort to address the affordability crisis, which is set to be one of the key topics ahead of the 2026 midterms.
“We may declare a national housing emergency in the fall,” Bessent told the Washington Examiner.
A toxic combination of elevated mortgage rates and record-high home prices has sparked one of the worst housing affordability crises in a generation, sidelining many working-class folks from homeownership.
“We’re trying to figure out what we can do, and we don’t want to step into the business of states, counties, and municipal governments,” Bessent noted, adding, “I think everything is on the table.”
Let Them Eat Halal
“Academics argue that the Shire needs more Orcs.” pic.twitter.com/E2eRjI7mHc
— Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall) September 3, 2025
Lunch and Learn For The Illegals
Democrats are the party of illegal aliens, murderers, rapists, robbers, Muslim terrorists, and any other group that would help them destroy the United States.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) September 3, 2025
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Excuse Me, Did I Break Your Concentration?
That's....an attention-getter.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) September 2, 2025
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Pirates of the Caribbean
BREAKING: The US conducted a lethal strike in Southern Caribbean on a vessel which departed from Venezuela
— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) September 2, 2025
A Skinny With a Fat Purse
And she is laughing her black-hearted ass off.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) September 2, 2025
Because she knows NO ONE has the guts to do anything about it. https://t.co/ilFnb7yJVT
The 600
WHY DOES THE MILITARY HAVE 600 LAWYERS??? https://t.co/cQ7T4jgjRJ
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) September 2, 2025
Take Two Aspirin and Call Me in the Morning
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) September 2, 2025
Bring a Sleeping Bag to the Waiting Room
Who wants some more government health care here? https://t.co/6YNbhOzrmA
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) September 2, 2025
Did You Support a Onesie?
On August 30, Senator Bernie Sanders called for RFK Jr. to resign.
— Holden Culotta (@Holden_Culotta) September 2, 2025
His whole argument revolves around Kennedy’s “anti-vaccine views.”
He cited the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Medical Association, and the World Health Organization to make his case.
What do… pic.twitter.com/7oBmqA4mG0