Show Notes: Easy Lover and The Naked Dwarves

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Buckle up, Snow White left the Dwarves unsupervised.

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She’s An Easy Lover

She’ll get a hold on you, believe it!

Fani Willis, Atlanta District Attorney who is leading the Fulton County case against Donald Trump hired her lover, Nathan Wade, as Special Prosecutor.  Wade has been selected as a liason to the White House

“[T]he district attorney and the special prosecutor have been engaged in an improper, clandestine personal relationship during the pendency of this case, which has resulted in the special prosecutor, and, in turn, the district attorney, profiting significantly from this prosecution at the expense of the taxpayers.”

According to the complaint, Wade has raked in at least $653,000 and upwards of $1 million for handling the high-profile case. By virtue of their relationship, that pile of taxpayer money benefits Willis, as they’ve traveled together to Florida, the Caribbean and Napa Valley, California, adding that Wade has also bought tickets for the pair to travel on Norwegian and Royal Caribbean cruise ships. 

The Trump filing is here:

Border Betrayal – Mike Hunt Johnson Fooled Even our Jaded Radar

Montana’s Matt Rosendale has it right, it’s either the border or the federal government.

Republicans hard at work for the Democrats.





Tippy Toe Where Did Frodo Go?  Stephen Hawking’s Quantum Conundrum, Quandary

On Twitter I promised an alert before we spoke about dwarves and midgets.

Turns out that Stephen Hawking took at little trip to Epstein’s island, where he discovered more than a few black holes.  They got pissed because he stole more than towels.

Epstein claimed that he liked to reward hard work with the unbridled view of a dwarf’s privates.


Always Negotiate From A Position of Strength – Mexico Has A List Of Demands

Biden is begging Mexico to assist with the border crisis.  Sadly all that is required is to stop every rail car that comes across the border and inspect the Ford, GM and other vehicles that are being sent into the US.  But we couldn’t do that, could we.

The two countries are expected to continue talks in Washington later this month. Mexico brings significant leverage to the negotiations, the U.S. and Mexican officials said. López Obrador’s administration would prefer that President Joe Biden win re-election in November, given Donald Trump’s rhetoric and actions during his time in office. But Biden is quickly running out of options to fix a problem that is driving down his poll numbers without increased support from Mexico, three U.S. officials told NBC News.

Mexico made a list of demands:

    • US approval for a plan to deploy $20 billion to Latin American and Caribbean countries
    • Suspend the US blockade of Cuba
    • Remove all sanctions against Venezuela
    • Grant at least 10 million Hispanics living in the US the right to remain and work legally

Sure glad we got rid of the mean Tweets.

Fly The Friendly Skies

“There was a lot going on, on the flight deck and on the plane. It’s a very chaotic event. The circuit breaker for the CVR (cockpit voice recorder) was not pulled. The maintenance team went out to get it, but it was right at about the two-hour mark,” National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) chair Jennifer Homendy said.

She continued: “The cockpit voice recorder was completely overwritten. There was nothing on the cockpit voice recorder.”

A brand new Boeing 737 MAX 9, operated by Alaska Airlines, was forced to make an emergency landing at Portland International Airport shortly after takeoff on Friday evening due to its mid-cabin exit door detaching from the aircraft mid-flight. This incident was recorded and shared on social media platform X.

Internal emails from Boeing revealed concerns and disregard for the engineering process and safety:

Boeing Co has released hundreds of internal messages that contained harshly critical comments about the development of the 737 MAX, including one that said the plane was “designed by clowns who in turn are supervised by monkeys”.

The messages, disclosed on Thursday, show attempts to duck regulatory scrutiny with employees disparaging the plane, the company, the Federal Aviation Administration and foreign aviation regulators.

In an instant messaging exchange on Feb. 8, 2018 – when the plane was in the air and eight months before the first of two fatal crashes, an employee asks another: “Would you put your family on a MAX simulator trained aircraft? I wouldn’t”.

The second employee responds: “No”.

The 737 MAX has been grounded since March after an Ethiopian Airlines flight nose-dived, just five months after similar Lion Air crash. The two disasters killed 346.

But what we have ignored is how COVID and DEI has destroyed vital industries.  Not only were pilots affected but maintenance staff as well, and they keep the planes from fallout out of the sky.

Where’s Lloyd Austin?

Sec Defense Austin went under elective surgery on Jan 1, this was kept secret for 8 days.  His second command appeared to not know what was going on.  Biden, Commander in Chief, was kept in the dark.

“As far as the situation in terms of what the elective surgery was, we’re providing that information to you as we received it,” Air Force Brig. Gen. Patrick Ryder told reporters from the Pentagon briefing room moments after Austin’s doctors issued their statement. “We got it this afternoon and provided it literally minutes before I stepped in here.”

Austin’s chief of staff Kelly Magsamen had the “flu” and did not issue communication as demanded by protocol.  Good thing there are not international conflicts and drone strikes that we need to be concerned with. 

Doesn’t matter, the Secretary of Defense is not important to the chain of command.

W NNNNNNN-Don’t-Stand-Too-Close-To-Me

Howard Stern, germaphobe and pretend free speech supporter when he was targeted by FCC. has COVID.  Stern wanted us to be required to get the jabs.


Big Mike Will Come To The Rescue?

The comments come as JP Morgan Asset Management strategist Michael Cembalest predicted that Joe Biden will not make it to the 2024 election in November and will drop out of the race due to poor health, to be replaced by a new candidate.  Speculation is March, after any primary can be conducted.  This leaves DNC the option of selection.

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