It’s the Bay-Toe and Tampon Tim Show. Banjos and jazz hands. We’ll be covering the Republics going on recess, Elon and DOGE, Beto O’Rorke teaming up with Tampon Tim and more.
Val Kilmer Passes At 65
From The Salton Sea, to Top Gun, to Tombstone, Val Kilmer created characters that we know as a culture.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) April 2, 2025
That we quote on a regular basis.
That we aspire to be.
There is no greater achievement in acting.
RIP DOC pic.twitter.com/ESdWbP48DO
Tharparicuth Speak-a-thon: My Voice Is Inadequate
Cory Booker as he breaks Strom Thurmond's speaking record: "I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people are more powerful." pic.twitter.com/EH8w2m4L4e
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 1, 2025
132000 Still Without Power: Because Tree Trimming is An Esoteric, Dangerous Process
132000 STILL without power in Northern Michigan. $120 million to clear 8000 miles according to Consumers Energy. We had a $9 billion surplus where the money went to brain dead solar and EV projects, but no offset for against raising rates that could have reduced the impact of… pic.twitter.com/YPtQ18xKyI
— Lord Mighty Humanzee (@HZardoz) April 2, 2025
Michigan Ice Storms
Schools closed until Monday
Look at the tops of the trees. Zoom in. Gone. They’re all gone. This is everywhere. #hoperisinggaylord pic.twitter.com/YnCwXBVM6H
— Iron Pig Smokehouse (@ironpigsmoke) April 2, 2025
It’s a shit show up here…not good. The Michigan National Guard would be nice @GovWhitmer pic.twitter.com/MzaUB90ONv
— Iron Pig Smokehouse (@ironpigsmoke) April 1, 2025
It’s a shit show up here…not good. The Michigan National Guard would be nice @GovWhitmer pic.twitter.com/MzaUB90ONv
— Iron Pig Smokehouse (@ironpigsmoke) April 1, 2025
Border Crossing at 25 Year Low
Illegal border crossings hit a 25-year low in March, down 94% from last year, per NBC
— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) April 1, 2025
The Monday Morning Quarterbacking of a guy who risked everything, including his personal wealth, to save this country will always piss me off. Trump had nothing to gain by being President. He went up against Satan himself EVERY FKN DAY for 4 years & never quit on us. Never quit.
— Remember The Fallen (@44MagnumBlue1) January 2, 2022
ChatGPT Won’t Render Image of Muhammed
OpenAI’s ChatGPT refuses to generate images of the Prophet Muhammad, citing credible threats of violent backlash.
The decision aligns with the company’s policy to avoid content that could be considered offensive or inflammatory.
This move has sparked discussions about the balance between free expression and respect for religious sentiments.
Some critics argue that such restrictions may set a precedent for censorship in AI-generated content.
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) March 31, 2025
DOGE Recovers Terabyte of Deleted Federal Financial Data
Elon Musk says the U.S. government “deleted a terabyte of financial data to cover their crimes,” but “they don’t understand technology, so we recovered it.”
— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) April 1, 2025
DOGE Social Security Fraud
Elon Musk: “I believe someone is going to be arrested tomorrow, because there's someone who actually stole 400,000 Social Security numbers and personal information from the Social Security database… And was selling Social Security numbers and all the identification information… pic.twitter.com/cq2kyAVtTL
— America (@america) April 1, 2025
Elon Musk’s AI system, DOGE, has reportedly uncovered a large-scale Social Security fraud scheme.
The fraudulent operation is said to involve the misuse of Social Security numbers for illegal financial activities.
Musk has called for immediate action, stating that those responsible will face arrest.
Authorities are now investigating the claims to assess the validity and scope of the alleged fraud.
20 Years for Tesla Firebombing
Cooper Frederick, 24, faces federal charges related to the March 7 attack, according to Attorney General Pamela Bondi, who announced the charges on Monday.
“I made it clear, if you take part in the wave of domestic terrorism, I’ve made it clear if you take part in the wave of domestic terrorism against Tesla properties, we will find you, arrest you, and put you behind bars,” Bondi stated. “Today, I’m proud to announce that the Department of Justice has unsealed federal charges against another Tesla attacker.”
Frederick, a Fort Collins resident, was initially arrested by Loveland Police on March 13 on multiple state charges, according to a City of Loveland news release. The charges included possession of explosives, second-degree arson, criminal mischief, and criminal attempt to commit a felony.
Whistleblower Claims Dana Nessel Did Not Enlist FBI to Investigate the GBI Fraud
A law enforcement whistleblower alleges that Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel did not involve the FBI in investigating fraud related to the GBI.
The whistleblower claims that this omission has allowed fraudulent activities to continue unchecked.
Concerns have been raised about potential political motivations behind the lack of action.
Calls for an independent investigation into the matter are growing among officials and the public.
Captain Shatner
Kirk is going to Space. https://t.co/3poALFd5Ba
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) April 1, 2025
Breast Pumps and Proxy Votes
Exactly. https://t.co/R4FSFFBGtO
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) April 1, 2025
We Are Tightening Our Belts … Next Year … Maybe
Senate Republicans, without major pressure from the WH, have no intention of EVER cutting the budget in any significant way.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) April 1, 2025
Bank it. https://t.co/pRi3WVTbc5
A Process To Stop Our Normal Process … Of Doing Nothing But Spend
The Big System RINOs have no intention of cutting the budget. https://t.co/UyoPYYg0AJ
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) April 1, 2025
Sholanda … Sholanda Crockett. Queen of the Wild Frontier
LOL - what a phony actor. https://t.co/tnaTm5pZrx
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) April 1, 2025
HHS Gets a Dear John Letter: GTFO
Stop whispering, Sweet Pea.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) April 1, 2025
You're giving me a hrd-on. https://t.co/wBYu25eLbQ
Schoolhouse Rock: Injunction-junctions, Universal Injunctions. Tearing Up Laws And Being Black Robed Tyrants
This is EXACTLY the point we made on our Spaces 2 weeks ago. There is no precedent or actual legal authority for universal injunctions.
— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) April 1, 2025
They just do it. https://t.co/w96Q5S18qB
Nuke It For Morbid: Supposed Nuclear Doomsday Plan From Zeldo Of The Shire
A former advisor to President Zelensky claims that Ukraine has developed a secret nuclear doomsday plan.
This is according to Oleksiy Arestovych, a former adviser to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
In an interview with a Ukrainian journalist that he gave last month, Arestovych claimed that Ukraine’s current head of military intelligence, Kirill Budanov, has floated a plan to blow up all of Ukraine’s nuclear power plants, and possibly some of Russia’s as well, if all other defensive measures fail.
McMahon Asks Gavin for Transgender Athlete Clarification
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mcmahon-threatens-newsom-over-transgender-athletesU.S. Education Secretary Linda McMahon made it more difficult for Newsom to remain on the fence Thursday. She sent the governor a letter warning him that he must comply with President Trump’s executive order banning biological males from competing in women’s sports or risk losing federal funding for schools across the state.
At least $8 billion in federal education money to California hangs in the balance, while California is running what legislative analysts cited as a $46.8 billion budget deficit last year.
“Your recent comments about male athletes playing in women’s sports – that it is ‘deeply unfair’ – came to the attention of my office this week,” McMahon wrote. “I’m writing on behalf of the U.S. Department of Education to request a clarification on your stance as governor of California, and to inquire as to your intention to encourage California public schools to comply with federal law on this issue.“
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) March 27, 2025
BREAKING: Education Secretary Linda McMahon has just formally WARNED California Governor Gavin Newsom to comply with federal law on prohibiting males in women's sports and in other sex-separated spaces or else risk losing federal funding:
"Your recent comments about male… pic.twitter.com/jlP5aKXloX