Egg-Land

What is Egg-Land?

We all know John has had experience overseas with law enforcement, but what is Egg-Land?  It’s the source of the white oval gold that people smuggle into the country.  By the thousands.  There is a new cartel infiltrating our borders, their headquarters is in the deep jungles of Egg-Land.

 

It All Started In Mexico

In case you had heard, people were smuggling eggs INTO the US.  Yes, Brandon has made things SO bad that we’ve had egg shortages.  But have no fear, the federal government will do it’s utmost to stop the flow of eggs across our borders.