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09Mar 2023 by Orange Zipple 3 Comments

TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE

Articles, Behind Enemy Lines, Joker Says

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....the following may have happened Or maybe not... By John Jackson [shared_counts] A beautiful sunny day in the Department of Nariño, Colombia. A normal day would show the area covered to 500 ft with 50-mile cloud banks. These banks move like roving sharks, instantly devouring entire regions. If you happen to be conducting an operation at the time, this shark leaves you stranded in FARC country with no rescue and no air cover. We move thru the blue skies in 4 Huey and 2 Blackhawk helicopters. These helicopters carry a Colombian National Police Force (JUNGLAS) as well as me, S/A BB, and Ret. Special Forces Colonel HH. Our force amounts to around 40 men, which in this area of Colombia is only good…

09Mar 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Nessel is Determined to Make Red Flags Work

Articles, By Orange, Darth Nessel, Gun Grab, Michigan

Local Media in Michigan has determined that Red Flag Laws do not work regardless of pushed Data.. Yet that doesn't stop the Attorney General in the State of Michigan who is trying to make heads turn with her latest drum roll.. BY Orange [shared_counts] The latest argument led by AG Nessel is that recently a man named Jack Carpenter from Tipton Michigan made direct threats over a social media. Jack had tweeted on Feb. 17 that he was “heading back to Michigan now threatening to carry out the punishment of death to anyone that is Jewish in the Michigan govt if they don’t leave, or confess,” according to the FBI’s affidavit. Wait--who? Oh, the FBI again? The article continues to articulate how Carpenter has been charged with transmitting an interstate threat,…

08Mar 2023 by The Mighty Humanzee No Comments

Parking Tickets Are Expensive in Emerald City

Articles, The Mighty Humanzee Speaks

We’re Building The Emerald City, Dorothy All of this technology that the New Green Steal is bringing will always protect your rights. Right? By The Mighty Humanzee [shared_counts] I got a parking ticket in the Emerald City at Christmas. The Emerald City, that’s what I call the Utopian ideal that my town aspires to. Remember the shining Emerald City where all was new and your every wish was granted? If you were lucky your wishes were granted and you can transform into anything you desired.Michigan is the land of Oz and we are building the Great Emerald City at a furious pace. Has to be new, we can’t repurpose anything. Why? I dunno, something about Sustainablity requiring brand new infrastructure. And land, we’ll need lots more land. Those trees…

01Mar 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Nessel loves defeat….

By Orange, Darth Nessel, Michigan, O Yuck Up, OZ Fest

April of 2019- “I respect the Governor’s effort to find a swift and straightforward resolution to this issue, but if unsuccessful I will use every resource available to our office to shut down Line 5 to protect our Great Lakes.” BY Orange [shared_counts] Good Ol'Natty Nessel, haven't you missed her? She is again back in court and this time trying to once again wash out Line 5 with her Environmental Hat on. It's a no brainer that she'd be back like the last two or maybe it was three times she's been in court to pursue an actual valid argument against the Enbridge Giant of Candain oil. I mean- it's one thing to say you're a hater on oil companies when it comes to protecting the Environment- it's definitely something else…

27Feb 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Michigan Farms being Hijacked.

Articles, By Orange, OZ Fest

A large chip manufacturing plant would change Eagle Township and "this is not what we want for our grandkids to live with 10 years from now." By Orange [shared_counts] People like Cori Feldpausch, who is demanding answers from her township board meeting on March 2nd want answers to insisted Questions they've asked when the people of the Township learned that plans are in the making of a 1400-acre site. Eagle Township residents are already aware that operations are in the works for developers to hatch a plan to the currently zoned farm. Meanwhile -the commission has remained quiet allowing the community to make or create their own assumptions for this site while they question what in the hell is actually going on. The property itself is one of three parcels up…

27Feb 2023 by The Mighty Humanzee No Comments

FOIA For Thee, Not For Me

Articles, MEDC, Michigan, The Mighty Humanzee Speaks

Michigan Governors Not Subject To FOIA Law In light of revelations that AZ Gov. Katie Hobbs in implicated in money laundering, shouldn’t Michigan voters want their governor to be transparent? A little FBI court case and shady public private partnerships are a good reason why. By The Mighty Humanzee [shared_counts] Do you remember the good old days of Sarbanes Oxley, when the government asserted itself and CEOs were running scared that they’d end in jail over a series of frivolous audits? Yeah, I do. Those days were great. The federal government was going to prevent corporate crime by ensuring all matters related to financials for publicly traded companies were TRANSPARENT. It was great.If you don’t detect my sarcasm, let me share some of my history with you. I worked…

24Feb 2023 by Orange Zipple 1 Comment

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About: Bears

Articles, Behind Enemy Lines, Joker Says

Any movie you've ever seen that takes place in the woods will sooner or later have a bear in it. This bear is almost always a bloodthirsty predator looking to dine on human flesh. None of that is true. But bears do occasionally attack, and even more rarely, eat people. The following is the best way to improve your chances of this NOT happening to you. By John Jackson [shared_counts] First, we have two types of bears in the lower 48 states, the black and the grizzly. Black bears are widely distributed over many states, but grizz are confined to probably 3 western states, Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho. For most people, your issue is the black bear. Blackies are normally shy and very tolerant of humans, which is why they…

21Feb 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

Education Versus Indoctrination

Articles, By Orange, Gun Grab

“To educate a person in the mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society.” ― Theodore Roosevelt By Orange.[Update name and poto] [shared_counts] We've heard this quote plenty of times and today - in 2023 it seems far more meaningful to many across the US than maybe ever before. But is it true? Education has always been a prevalent talking point when it comes to Political discourse. In fact, one of the most heavily debated topics since the beginning of this Nation itself. Founders felt that Education unlocked a perception beyond the common man and depending on your curiosity of knowledge- many went on to become some of the most notable thinkers and doers in a Nation that was morphing itself into a success since its beginning. Time…

20Feb 2023 by The Mighty Humanzee No Comments

These Aren’t The Voters You’re Looking For

Articles, The Mighty Humanzee Speaks

The Inerrant press just admitted they don’t work well with voting results data. Gretchen The Grotch Whitmer rode a wave of extreme popularity despite having the 3rd worst COVID performing state, losing 89,000 jobs yet to be replaced. When thinking caps become hairnets. By The Mighty Humanzee [shared_counts] It was a miracle they told us, more Michigan voters than ever turned out in an off election year to return the governor who issued 192 medical COVID fatwahs which locked us in our homes, restricted our churches, shut down business while imprisoning business owners and whose administration allowed 8.5 billion in unemployment funds to given away to fraudulent scammers. Our Michiganders voted in record numbers, more than the Trump / Biden 2020 election to return Dana “Darth” Nessel to office, the same…

12Feb 2023 by Orange Zipple No Comments

From Apologies to Reform

Articles, By Orange, OZ Fest Podcast

Reassuring Americans that dirty players from the Obama Administration ARE NOT asleep at the wheel regardless of the Commander in Chief... By Orange [shared_counts] What in the HELL is Merrick Garland actually doing calling for a comprehensive report from the ATF or is that just bullshit news?I mean, I don't particularly care for the loser and yes, he is. Only Barack Obama would nominate a suggestive Independant in place of Scalia's death at the time. Republican's like McConnel ensured that- yah know the idea of "A good guy would win". Yet-Don't think that the same losers in the Swamp today are there to benefit WE the People. Yet, I think Americans already know this. ABC did a fantastic job though reporting this Chock full of Vomit- from the ATF on…

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